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About Me Member Fantasy Writer Matthew Porteous17/Male/New Zealand Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Return of The Morning MistThe ritual is over and all is covered in a somber mist  In silence, from out of the mist a shadow emerges  
And out of the shadow, a sharpened fang  It rips the years away and awakens childhood memories of disappointment, anger and a fateful decision  The wheel of destiny begins to turn Return of The Morning Mist
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The second best story EVERChapter One: I Lost My Rabbit's Foot  When the vamoosh go squee on the chessboard nana loves his squiggims with wrinkly jospeh on me capsicum peppers because we dont tan well either but I want to live forever and put my toes in the toolbox of goif goif the 8th....   
And now a song....I need to go toilet. This is to the theme of the bum bum song.  My felts are on the desk  felts are on the desk  look at me...my felts are on the plane  What's this? this is supposed to be about Poo, Ok!  My poo is on the collin  Poo is on the collin  It's a lotta fun to put your poo on a collin  My poo is o The second best story EVER
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The Best Story Ever. Be WarnedChapter One: Bernie Man and Alfred Merns.  Once in one thousand piglets there lives a rock namer alfred merns and a Professional tastetester named bernie. One day alfred merns made crusty skin toast with the telephone and bernie tasted himself while making a bubble bath sing to him, all of a sweden alfred caught "Mad Snail Disease" and screamed at his toast. Bernie exploded in a hat and ran to the supermarket to taste peoples faces.   
When all of a sudden out of nowhere from out of the deepest pit of the toilet man, Gary emerged from the ice-cream pillow poo and used his powers to urinate on wednesdays arm pit hairs. Alex slep The Best Story Ever. Be Warned
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100 truths I suppose

Sun Aug 30, 2009, 1:33 PM
001. Name: Matthew Ryan Porteous
002. Nickname: Pyro
003. Married: Nuh
004. Zodiac sign: Libra
005. Male or female: Lemme check.....Male
006 . Elementary: Terrace End School
007. Highschool: St Peters
008. College: St Peters
010. Hair color: Black
011. Long or short: Short for now
015. Are you a health freak: No but mum is
016. Height: 6'2
017. Do you have a crush on someone?: Probably
018. Do you like yourself: Lol No
019. Piercings: None
021. Righty or lefty: Righty

FIRSTS :

022. First surgery: None
023. First piercing: None
025. First award: Perfect spelling award ^^
026. First sport you joined: Soccor
027. First pet: Smudge the cat
028. First vacation: Hastings
029. First concert: None
030. First crush: Emily Larder

CURRENTLY:

049. Eating: Breakfast
050. Drinking: Milo
052. I'm about to: Scratch my nose
053. Listening to: Construction

YOUR FUTURE :

058. Want kids: Maybe
059. Want to get married: That'd be nice
060. Careers in mind: Something simple, Nothing fancy


WHICH IS BETTER? :

068. Lips or eyes: Eyes, lips are fat and moist
069. Hugs or kisses: Hugs, I live for them
070. Shorter or taller: TALLER
072. Romantic or spontaneous: Lil from colum A, Lil from colum B.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms: I don't care
074. Sensitive or loud: LOUD!
075. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
077. Trouble maker or hesitant: Either

HAVE YOU EVER :

078. Kissed a stranger?: Nope
079. Drank bubbles: Like...soap bubbles? Those are yum
080. Lost glasses/contacts: Nuh
081. Ran away from home: Nuh
082. Liked someone younger than you?: Yerp
083. Older: Yerp
084. Broken someone's heart: Hahahah oh my yes
085. Been arrested: Nope
086. Turned someone down: Think so
087. Cried when someone died: Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself: Not Really
090. Miracles: No
091. Love at first sight: Maybe
092. Heaven: Nah
093. Santa claus: YES!
094. Sex on the first date: Nope
096. Angels: Nuh

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :

097. Is there one person you want to be with you right now?: Kinda
098. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at a time?: By accident
099. Believe in God?: Only if he belives in me
100. Post as 100 Truths: Don't tell me what to do

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  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Three Days Grace: Time Of Dying
  • Reading: The Text On Screen
  • Watching: Rambo 4
  • Playing: Crisis Core
  • Eating: Cornflakes
  • Drinking: Milo

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  • Current Residence: ....There.
  • Interests: Watching Naruto, Writing stories and poems, Eating sandwiches and drinking juice :)
  • Favourite movie: Romeo + Juliet.
  • Favourite band or musician: Luciano Pavarotti
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock/Jazz/Italian music.
  • Favourite artist: Jordan Debney.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Myself.
  • Favourite photographer: Thornton Hausman.
  • Favourite style of art: Dark.
  • Operating System: ?.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Nano.
  • Shell of choice: Lobster.
  • Wallpaper of choice: ?.
  • Skin of choice: Human Skin.
  • Favourite game: Anything Sonic, Naruto or Final Fantasy.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PSP.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Squall Leonhart, Sasuke Uchiha, Gaara Of The Desert, Sonic The Hedgehog.
  • Personal Quote: "I'll kill you"
  • Tools of the Trade: Pen, paper, ideas.

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Mood: Wow! ~imnotfamous Sep 20, 2009, 7:12:12 PM
Awesometastic Matthew Extreme I Am The Best!

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Only Through Darkness Can true Power Be Obtained!
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~Ineverlovedyou Sep 17, 2009, 5:27:15 PM
Im not famous either :(

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And let the force be with you in your deviant journey*


<<We have art in order not to die of the truth>>
Friedrich Nietzsche
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~imnotfamous Sep 18, 2009, 5:17:32 PM
It's ok, We will be soon ^^

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Only Through Darkness Can true Power Be Obtained!
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Mood: Joy ~Ineverlovedyou Oct 2, 2009, 8:30:38 AM
:)

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<<We have art in order not to die of the truth>>
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